1. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” (Benjamin Franklin)

2. “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” (Frank Zappa)

3. “A quart of ale is a dish for a king.” (William Shakespeare)

4. “Wine is but single broth, ale is meat, drink, and cloth.” (16th century English proverb)

5. “Beer – Because one doesn’t solve the world’s problems over white wine.” (Anonymous)

Borrowed with pride from all over the place.

1. “Who wants to hear actors talk?” (H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927)

2. “I think there’s a world market for about five computers.” (Thomas J. Watson, chairman of the board of IBM, 1952)

3. “We don’t like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.” (Decca executive, after turning down the Beatles, 1962)

4. “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” (Bill Gates, 1981)

5. “Next Christmas the iPod will be dead, finished, gone, kaput”. (Sir Alan Sugar, February 2005)

Borrowed with pride from all over the place.

1. “He goes by the brand, yet imagines he goes by the flavor.” (Mark Twain)

2. “If the business were split up, I would be glad to take the brands, trademarks and goodwill and you could have all the bricks and mortar and I would fare better then you.” (John Stuart)

3. “Any damn fool can put on a deal, but it takes genius, faith and perseverance to create a brand.” (David Ogilvy)

4. “Products are made in the factory, but brands are created in the mind.” (Walter Landor)

5. “It is better that 50% love your brand and 50% hate it, than 95% not giving a damn.” (Anon)

Borrowed with pride from all over the place.